If it's wrong to love the vlog brothers, I don't want to be right!

I want to have John and Hank Green's babies.  What's that you say?  I'm a heterosexual male who is already happily married with kids?  Well, yes.  But John and Hank read books, and talk about politics while making Ze Frank peanut butter faces.  Seriously, why have I not had their babies yet?